Our Story

Behind the Wheel, Beyond the Track

We're Chrispy and Uncle Johnnie. From corrugated tracks to windswept beaches, we test every piece of gear so you don't have to. Real adventures, honest recommendations.

Our Ethos

Field-tested in the scrub. Not in a showroom.

We don't just talk about gear; we live with it. Every recommendation is born from dusty tracks, campfire nights, and real-world Australian adventures. If it doesn't pass our test, it doesn't make the cut.

Our Standard

The Camp Kettle Test

Before any gear makes it to our site, it endures the camp kettle test: real-world conditions, day in, day out. From scorching sun to unexpected downpours, we push limits so you can trust your kit.

This isn't about luxury; it's about reliability. We focus on practical equipment that holds up on corrugated tracks, ensuring your adventures are memorable for the right reasons. Budget bush hacks included.

Got a Track, or a Tip?

We're always looking for new gear to test, tracks to explore, and bush hacks to share. Drop us a line if you have a recommendation or just want to yarn about camping.